I Talk To Strangers.

Potatoes/Shay

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:47:16 -0500

Me: My mom made potatoes.
Shay: Ok.
Me: You want some?
Shay: No.
Me: Yes you DO! But you can't have no potatoes.
Shay: I don't want any.
Me: Yes you do! You're jealous of my potatoes but you don't get any!
Shay: Noooooo!! I don't want any!!!
Me: You can't have none!
Shay: I DON'T WANT ANY!!
Me: YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!!!
Shay:....Ok.

GED Time Again...

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:03:24 -0500

So tomorrow, I’m doing part dos of my GED practice test. If I pass this, then I get the green light to do the actual GED. Huzzah. I’m kinda nervous about the math portion. Math has never been my strong suit and even though GED is really easy, I still have doubts. Also, I’m toying with the idea of getting a bartender’s license. I figure I can bartend at night while I go to school so I can have a little extra money. It’s always struck me as odd that no matter how shitty the economy is, people can still afford to party/get wasted.

happytimeswithcoolforeignpeople

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:55:16 -0500

I’ve recently become pen pals with a couple people overseas. It’s pretty exciting in a nerdy way. I’m learning a little bit about a particular country with each email/IM. This week, I’m also taking my GED placement test and catching up with a manga I haven’t been able to read like, almost two years. Life is semi-sweet.

lalalalalalalala.

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:40:33 -0500

I hate having crushes on dudes that know nothing of my existence. But I love Hot Pockets. Going on off on tangents are the SHEESH. This bloggy entry has like, zero purpose today. I’m just bored and tired. And my fingers still have that tingle of writing for a long ass time. Typetypetype. I wish Freaks and Geeks had more than one season. I’m watching the whole season and getting sadder and sadder with each passing episode. Same with Undeclared. Why do all the good shows die young?

Calvin's Got A Job!!!

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:35:23 -0500

If you didn’t get that Chappelle Show reference, well… blow a goat. Anyways, I’m applying for a job reviewing movies for this awesome site. I’d only have to submit one article a week AND they let you curse in your articles. Dreams do come true… Hopefully, they’ll accept me. :]

My formspring.

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:54:15 -0500

My formspring.

This song makes me giggle and calms me down. Hooray.

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:06:56 -0500

This song makes me giggle and calms me down. Hooray.

Good things.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:48:57 -0500

Things are looking up. I’m going back to Maryland on holiday this Thursday. Plus, I’m going to have a brand-new computer for the first time in my life. Plus plus, I get to hang out with my awesome Grandma. Plus plus plus, I get to see my friends for a while. Yes siree, things are looking up.

things just ain't working out - mayer hawthorne

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:28:12 -0500

i barely update anything anymore. i dont update my site, my twitter, my bloggy, friggin anything, dude! its not that i dont want to, either. its just that i’m in this lazy funk bubble filled with stress and poverty. i’m constantly worrying about money or college or getting a job or meeting a guy or if i’m getting squishy round the middle or if my laptop is going to shit all over itself and die. i’m suprised i don’t have an ulcer yet. i’m trying to help make things easier by setting goals and planning things but even that gets stressful sometimes. i’ve decided. i’m gonna update this bloggy at least three times a week, update my twitter once a day, work on my site once a week, work on my novels more often, and try to resist the urge to bitch-slap my hair. (it can be a real whore to de-frizz…) even though updating all these things doesnt really matter in the long run, i’ll at least feel like i buckled down and accomplished something. i’m gonna tackle this crap-parade called life and punch it in the shin.

This song refuses to leave my skull.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:54:55 -0500

This song refuses to leave my skull.

Dude. Times is Hard.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:52:46 -0500

It’s really hard being alive these days. You have to worry about flu’s and health care and unempolyment and Tyler Perry movies and all manner of what-the-fuckery. It’s pretty stressful. Plus Christfest is right around the corner and the only thing lining my pocket is lint. I guess my friends and family will have to settle for warm handshakes as gifts because, unless I become a hooker or sell an organ, love is all they’re gonna get. I really need a joob. This whole “penniless failure” thing isn’t much fun.

"I’m sorry but I just don’t trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn’t..."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:28:33 -0500

“I’m sorry but I just don’t trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”

- Mr. Garrison from South Park

Bored as hell and I'm 'bout to get ill.

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:39:06 -0400

Not really but hello there, neighbor. I’ve really neglected this blog, huh? Well, I’m back in the States after spending a year in South Korea. My schooling is wrecked so I’m pursuing the ol’ GED, then I’m gonna work like hell to get into a good college. My site has been neglected as well but I’m def gonna remedy that. Anywugga, I’ll make sure to update this blog more and include tons of colorful language and confusing references. Hip hip hooray.

It's been a long time.

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:06:51 -0400

Wowzers, I haven’t blogged in while. I’m going back to the States in the morning. I’m staggeringly excited. I haven’t seen my family and friends in a year. Plus, I have a 5 and a half hour layover in Japan. Pretty stoked for that, as well. I’ll post another update from there. Night.

This made me laugh for a while. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:10:18 -0400

This made me laugh for a while. Everyone deserves a good laugh.

Been writing up a storm

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 06:22:08 -0400

I’ve been working on a new story. It’s on my wattpad account. It’s pretty awesome.

Takin' Care of Bidness

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:57:48 -0400

I’ve getting a lot of work done. In class, on the site. I’ve been powering through all my work. I feel accomplished.

Never mind, sugerlumps.

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:34:00 -0400

I’ve decided to keep my blog. I’ll just redesign it and link to it from my website. More to come about the site.

The End is Near

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:41:33 -0400

Though I haven’t been blogging for very long, I’ll have to discontinue this page. I have my own website and will be sending all my blog entries to that. Its not like anyone reads this anyway but I’ll post a link to the new blog page once it’s set up. Moo and all that.

Mo' Betta Headphones

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:25:39 -0400

Bought some Skullcandy headphones, gold and black. Hopefully my productivity will be up 47% while I slaughter hoes on Asassin’s Creed. It’s all about priorities…